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The Deadly Deer Urine
One day a deer urinated in a stream, and it went to the Deer Park water company, then it was sealed in over 25,000,000,000,000 water bottles in a 10 year span, then people were getting really sick in this 10 year span, then the government moved everybody out of the country, then they said it was the black plague that was back, then this was earth-wide news, then everybody wanted to move to mars, then people tried to move to mars but there are only 5 current space shuttles available, then everybody were killing themselves because supposedly the Black Plague was back, then people were killing deer with their bare hands then eating the deer, then they were getting sick the same way other people were getting sick, then some other people saw this and tried to only eat rabbits, then rabbits would run away from them, then people were trying to kill bears with their bare hands and the bear would sit on them, then the only few who were still alive including the president were eating tree bark, then the president got tired of his and ate the deer any way and THANK GOD he died, then everybody but me were dead, and that’s why I killed Bambi because he was going to pee in the stream.
treed added this comment 2009-05-09 15:22:05-05:00
poor bambi who wants to have a party to celebrate bambi's death i mean mourn his death
treed added this comment 2009-05-09 15:22:05-05:00
poor bambi who wants to have a party to celebrate bambi's death i mean mourn his death