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One Nine Two "Hello, directory enquiries, How can I help you?" "I've been trying a certain number And I can't seem to get through" "Name Please" "Insurance broker of high accreditation Lucifer Beelzebub and Satan.." Hell-o Welcome to Lucifer, Beelzebub and Satan Press 1 for a policy enquiry Press 2 for a statement of payment Press 3 for to hold indefinitely if you're a pestering claimant.
"Hell-o, Customer department" "Policy number or your name will do" "Ah yes here we are the reception said you wanted to renew?" "Yes Renew" "Renew?" "Yes damn you! RENEW!" "There really is no need for sir to shout, I'll transfer you to our legal bloke He'll explain what your policies about." "Hell-o, Legal department" "Don't transfer me again That music on hold is hell!" "Sir you've not guessed who your broker is You really cannot tell....
Thank you.. We at Lucifer Beelzebub and Satan Ask you to continue to hold and remind you we're not sorry to keep you waiting "Hell-o, Which department can I transfer you to?" "I'm not sure, my policy's run out and I would like to renew" "Renew you say?" "Yes Renew" "Mmm you need the Customer department they'll explain the deal to you" "Ill try to put you through"
It does clearly state in your life insurance policy In the small print under soul along from damnation be Which I must point out is really the key, you cannot ever renew your policy However Sir, as you can see you may have grounds to appeal As you haven't grasped the policy issues very well I feel I'll transfer you to special cases, They look at each case on an individual basis.And as a special case You will meet a representative face to face Pencil you in for a quarter to eight Tomorrow morning at the cemetery gate
I'll send a car Oh and sir they don't like to be kept waiting So don't be late Well, anymore than you already are THE END
gadget added this comment 2009-02-03 02:38:15-06:00
lol this is really clever,love it ;]
gothgirl added this comment 2009-02-01 20:14:57-06:00
sweet
lovethis added this comment 2009-02-01 19:52:03-06:00
ok nice =)
123emoz added this comment 2009-02-01 19:50:16-06:00
yea
gadget added this comment 2009-02-03 02:38:15-06:00
lol this is really clever,love it ;]
gothgirl added this comment 2009-02-01 20:14:57-06:00
sweet
lovethis added this comment 2009-02-01 19:52:03-06:00
ok nice =)
123emoz added this comment 2009-02-01 19:50:16-06:00
yea