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Alice & Jasper
No one will dare to call you plain when I’m through with you- Alice
This hostage stuff is fun- Alice
We have a few advantages, dog. It will be an even fight- Jasper
You truly are one frightening little monster- Jasper
You know, Edward, as a brother, you are sometimes a disappointment- Alice
I think she’s having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her- Alice
Seriously, Bella! I don’t have any idea how to not kill you- Alice
I can feel what you’re feeling now — and you are worth it- Jasper
Our family is strong. Our only fear is losing you- Jasper
I had not been taught to fear women, but to protect them- Jasper
Happy......... Never mind- Jasper
I’ve never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy- Alice
How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?- Alice
I’ve never seen a newborn do that – stop an emotion in its tracks that way. You were upset, but when you saw our concern, you reined it in, regained power over yourself. I was prepared to help, but you didn’t need it- Jasper
Our venom is the only thing that leaves a scar- Jasper
Gotcha- Alice
And you ducked your head, like a good Southern gentleman, and said 'I'm sorry, ma'am- Alice
You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope- Jasper
Look at you! You need me to show you how to use your closet- Alice
Actually, Alice says there’s going to be a real storm tonight, and Emmett wants to play ball. Are you game?- Jasper
Overprotective fool- Alice
Her fashion sense hasn’t improved as much as her balance- Alice
Do you want to miss your plane? I’m sure you’ll have a lovely honeymoon camped out in the airport waiting for another flight- Alice
After a century of instant gratification, I found self-discipline… challenging- Jasper
It’s just been my experience that some kinds of working relationships are better motivated by fear than by monetary gain- Jasper
I’ve only allotted so much time to make you stunning, Bella – you might have taken better care of my raw material- Alice
