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This song is funny becauses you wouldnt think of kissing a vampire being so amazing.
This was never the way I planned, not my intention. I got so brave, thoguths swirling Lost my discretion It's not what, I'm used to. Just wanted to try it out I'm dazzled by you , caught my attention. I kissed a vampire and I liked it, the taste of hard yet gentle li[s I kissed a vampire just to try it, I hope his siblings don't mind it It felt so good it felt so right. This means I'm in love tonight I kissed a vampire and I liked it. I liked it! No, I dont' even know how you exist it doesn't matter. You're my experimental game, just human nature. It's not what normals girls do. Not who they date I get so meormorized. Hard to look away I kissed a vampire and I liked it, the taste of hard yet gentle li[s I kissed a vampire just to try it, I hope his siblings don't mind it It felt so good it felt so right. This means I'm in love tonight I kissed a vampire and I liked it. I liked it! you are so magical. pale skin, cold lips, amber eyes so kissable. Hard to resist, so hugable Too good to deny it. Ain't no big deal, it's innocent. kissed a vampire and I liked it, the taste of hard yet gentle li[s I kissed a vampire just to try it, I hope his siblings don't mind it It felt so good it felt so right. This means I'm in love tonight I kissed a vampire and I liked it. I liked it!
Kiss Me Not Roses are red. Violets are blue. Please don’t kiss me, ‘cuz I have the flu.
This is considered kinda funny because of whats going on with the swine flue.
Go, Speed Racer, Go! Frankly, a lot of excuses from speeding drivers—"I had to go to the bathroom," "I didn't know what the speed limit was," "Everyone else was going even faster"—seem pretty legit to everyone except the cops who have to listen to them. Here are some others they've heard: Lame excuse: "We're rushing home because I have to take my fertility shot. We're in baby-making mode." (Given a warning) Lame excuse: "I was trying to get to my best friend's house as fast as possible because her fianc just left her for another man and she's going to have to call off the wedding." (Given a citation) Lame excuse: "My buddy [the passenger] just got back from Iraq, and I'm rushing him home so he can have sex with his wife." (Given a warning) —Source: truTV's Speeders
This is funny because everyone tries to make excuses for tickets
This is hillarious because usually a sign would only go one way...and this one is going crazy
This is funny because you wouldnt be able to go anywhere.
