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WARNING!! may be offensive!!
This is me and Louise. My besty!!! We look like idiots yeah? Yeah...Well, try being in our minds! We make up totally random stories! Here is one (:
Once upon a time, were 2 girls, Ally & Louise. They were scared of ZOMBIES!!One day when they were walking home from school they saw a zombie heading towards them! They were soon frightened and ran away because this zombie had big 'ZOMBIE FEATURES'... oooohw! The point is the 2 girls ran away. At 1st the 2 girls planned on shooting each other, but as the thing got closer, they realised it was just Rachel. So the girls stopped planning and 'lol'ededed. & went to sleep, okay? Righteo! Yayayayaya << a black sheep! Here we go again! The 2 girls were schocked to see Rachel looking like a zombie, esp with her black sheep! They were sh*t scared, so they ran away.....But they were slow, they were like snails! So they jumped outta the bushes they ended up hiding in & put on disguises to fool Rachel Zombie & the black sheep., & it worked! So they decided to part-ay!! They went crazy and bought a car, a movie theatre, a mobile & a camera. They went to Louises & we're studying freaky spirit stuffs. After a while they flew to a haunted house in W.A. They were on the computer and Louise got a phone call from an unknown person, and then the phone went dead. Then they called her mobile, and hung up again. Louise decided to take photos of spooky stuff with the camera they bought (: .. The tree outside of the house swang back & forth rapidly & all these evil teddies flew out of the leaves following the evil Rachel Zombie. So Ally and Lou stopped taking photos and hid behind their pizza slices!Even though Rachel was as dead as a doornail & as blinde as a bat, she could smell like a dog, then she jumped through the window with her evil followers! ''GET THEM!'' she yelled, Since Louise found this sus, she took a photo.. Louise had a genius plan, her and Ally were running away then she stopped at took photos of the evil things, and killed them with the flash! But Rach was 2 ugly 4 photos and broke the camera! Rachel was bi, but she was a bad bi, and couldnt go near straight people thats why she never came close to us! So Louise decided 2 let them get close, then fart in their faces! This worked perfect! Louise and Ally Farted in the zombies face and the sheeps, & the remainder of the teddies! When the ''evils' had died, Louise and Ally realised they were in the middle of nowhere..So they used MILK POWER to flyyyyyyyyy back somewhere esle. They ended up in Egypt!! A chariot pulled over and offered them a lift, they got in the chariot because it was going to The Pyramid of Giza.. When the girls got there, They went in search for The Book Of Dead.....Incase that mean 'ole Rach Zombie came after them again..After all..she was a zombie in the 1st place...... DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
