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Dumb Pick-Up Lines My Lame-Ass Guy Friends Have Told Me
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me foot longs.
There is something wrong with my cell phone, you're not in it.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
You are my Dairy Queen and I am you're Burger King.
Finally, I found the treasure at the end of the rainbow.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Can I even get a fake number?
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
excuse me miss, the word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word
cruzz added this comment 2009-03-04 20:23:35-06:00
i like this one it so true...lol love it
cruzz added this comment 2009-03-04 20:23:35-06:00
i like this one it so true...lol love it