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Got a whale of a tale to tell you, lads. A whale of a tale or two, 'bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved on nights like this with the moon above. A whale of a late, and it's all true, I swear by my tatoo.
There was 'Mermaid Mini'. Met her down in Madagascar. She would kiss me anytime that I would ask her. Then one evening, her flame of love blew out. Blow me down and pick me up! She swoped me for a trout!
There was 'Typhoon Tessy'. Met her by the coast of Java. When we kissed I bubbled up like molten lava. Then she gave me the scare of my young life. Blow me down and pick me up! She was the captain's wife!