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If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot.
Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
CHAT-UP LINES! (WARNING: USE AT OWN RISK!)
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
These chat-up lines should NEVER be used to enter into a serious relationship. Its just a bit of fun for you to see the absolute rubbish people come up with (:
atomicpuppy added this comment 2008-07-14 16:11:42-05:00
lol love it
atomicpuppy added this comment 2008-07-14 16:11:42-05:00
lol love it