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5 ways to annoy Edward Cullen! ********
1. Set his pillows on fire
2. Tell him he doesn't sleep when he yells
3. End every argument with "Bite me Edward!"
5. Tell him to stop denying it, he's a Ranga!
5 ways to annoy Bella Swan! ********
4. Whenever he complains or argues, say: "What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?"
1. Take her credit cards and tell her to "jump for it"
2. Tell her if she was just a bit shorter, she could legally be a midget
3. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can
4. Tie her up in a straight-jacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin
TWILIGHT SUCKS!
5. When your in the sun with her, say:"Im MELTING!!!!"
5 ways to annoy Alice Cullen! ********
1. Ask her if the idea of Edward biting her makes her... happy
2. Since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong and that she should stop with the weirdness
3. When she complains she isn't a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim that she sparkles like one
4. Ask her if she is okay with dating a old man
5. When the venom starts burning, say: You're the one that wanted to die. Didn't you think it was gonna hurt?
id1 added this comment 2012-01-15 05:34:52-06:00
I totes agree! Hahaha :)
id1 added this comment 2012-01-15 05:34:52-06:00
I totes agree! Hahaha :)