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The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.
Love is cuddling on a sofa. Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
TV has no place in love. Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is dinner in your favorite restaurant. Marriage is a take home packet.
Love is talking about having children. Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Wife: Because I married the wrong man!
In love you go to bed early. After marriage, you go to sleep early.
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mycau added this comment 2009-03-13 23:49:10-05:00
LOL :P
vivien added this comment 2009-03-13 18:16:07-05:00
some very funny sayings there.good luck
madlibsxox added this comment 2009-03-13 10:44:58-05:00
HAHA this is really funny! Great job and best of luck
lovedelia added this comment 2009-03-13 08:23:13-05:00
ouch, some of those were actually funny.
magoobear added this comment 2009-03-13 05:58:11-05:00
oof..i dont wanna get married for a loooong loooong time! this poem is quite true in some ways!
mycau added this comment 2009-03-13 23:49:10-05:00
LOL :P
vivien added this comment 2009-03-13 18:16:07-05:00
some very funny sayings there.good luck
madlibsxox added this comment 2009-03-13 10:44:58-05:00
HAHA this is really funny! Great job and best of luck
lovedelia added this comment 2009-03-13 08:23:13-05:00
ouch, some of those were actually funny.
magoobear added this comment 2009-03-13 05:58:11-05:00
oof..i dont wanna get married for a loooong loooong time! this poem is quite true in some ways!
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