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Worried about keeping the house safe at night while you sleep and wait for Santa Claus? That's exactly what's bothering kid star Macaulay Culkin during the holidays.
Are you ready for Christmas?
NO PRESENTS!
Now coming to a store near you a brand new security system that is sweeping the nation made by Macaulay Culkin himself.
Macaulay APPROVED
INTRODUCING...
All new patented Tar and Nail steps!
Tar and nail's patented tar and nail technology is sure to keep any thief or burgler from entering the house while asleep or awake and comes in different colors to customize for your personal steps. You can get tar and nail for 3 low price payments of $25.00!
The new security sensation!
*Warning tar and nail may cause self impalement and stickyness of the feet. Caution when using tar and nail is advised. Please see your doctor for further details to see if tar and nail is right for you.
Call now! 800-500-HOME
