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1 NYC 500 tsp. J-Rock 5 C of friends 1 Nintendo DS 1 metric ton of games 5 lb. comic books A pinch of fashion 5 C of family 2 handfuls of sweet treats 1 tsp. of cute stickers 2 pints of singing 1 beautiful Spring day 20 shopping bags of new clothes 7 lb. of exotic food 1 Gaiaonline.com :P
Recipe for 'Ari's Happiness' ~ <3
First, pour the giant, booming city of Manhattan into the mixing bowl. Then, stir 500 tsp. of J-Rock ('Alice Nine' being the preferred ingredient!) blasting through a pair of Skull Candy earphones. Next, measure exactly 5 C of friends, and insert into the batter. To proceed, add just one Nintendo DS, along with 1 T of video games for extra spice. Plop 5 lb. of various comic books and graphic novels to proceed, to make the 'Happiness' as fluffy as a cloud! Be sure to drop in 5 C of family into the mixture, or else the 'Happiness' wouldn't be able to hold up. After that, stir in 2 handful's of sweet treats. (of your picking!) Sprinkle in 1 tsp. of cute stickers, to add just the right amount of 'amusement', a key ingredient to 'Ari's Happiness'. At least 2 pints of singing is absolutelu necessary to sautee and drop into the mixture, along with just a pinch of fashion (Harajuku and Oshare Kei, specifically). Singing adds 'love' while fashion adds 'passion' into the ending product. For the next step, just steam-fry 1 beautiful spring day and stir it thoroughly into the mix, with the flowers blooming as bright as the sun and the birds chirping jovially. This following step can get a little tricky. Just carefully dice 20 shopping bag fulls of new clothes, and gradually disperse them throughout the mixture. Be sure to pick nice outfits! Or else the effect won't be exhibitted. Then, chop, simmer, and stir 7 lb. of exotic foods from all around the world into the mixing bowl. Anything from sushi, to caviar, to Chicken Tikka Masala will work. Finally, broil and add one heaping Gaiaonline.com to top it off. Bake the entire bowl of contents together for exactly 11 minutes, and out comes a scrumptuous dish called 'Ari's Happiness'! Enjoy~ <3
