Hi, I'm david.. i love youu! >=)

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Oh hi hi hello, I'm Davidd, and I'm not your average ninja turtle. I'm not satisfied with a hi hello what's up conversation. It flips me the math out! If you're gonna talk to me say something witty and amazing like "woah man! I saw this one eyed one horned purple monster people eater once, and it reminded of you :3"I'll take that as a compliment and give you three thumbs up:D "but you only have two thumbs Mr.davidd!" you might say, but I'll just use my right toe cause I'm cool like that. ima Dinosaur, i munna eat you! RAWR! I like people that like me, and superman, and dinosaurs, and ninjas and you. Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs! Oh hi, im joel;) yeah thats right fool! My name is not joell with a double l :/ its just joel, i lie. Im 18 and im a nerdy nerd that sometimes forgets the square root of 125, Cause I'm not a precisely perfect pickity pants. Have you ever tried making an egg sandwich before taking the egg out of the chickens chicken hole? i know i have. i make mistakes. Oh hey! i think i love you, i know ive liked you for a while, but now i just want to tie you to a tree and watch you with my special eyes. a fly cant bird, but a bird can fly. i can only teleport. im no hero. but if i were, i think id be you, because you prolly think youre better than me. calm yourself with my saliva. there you go, i have a tendency to lick pretty girls faces. It'd be great if their faces tasted like cotton candy. its good stuff. buttons. theyre good stuff too. its okay, light engineering suddenly seems sexy to me too. sometimes i look at the mirror and say RAWR too. i like to yell fire and then run around in my underpants pretending to be on fire, its good practice for if i ever do catch on fire. sounds dandy. a baby in my watermelon? nonsense. i apologize that your big toe is the only toe that grows hair. it makes me rather joyous when i pretend to shoot my sister diana. oh man, i hate it when you make fun of the way i walk.excuse me horse, i beseech thou to leave my land this day, but i welcome thee for some luncheth some other day? sound ominous? i think so. will you smile if i said i was wrong? about there being anymore good people. a beast you say? with legs of a bear, hands of a destroyer, mouth of a liar, eyes of a deceiver, and face of an angel? i know her! fight for us, and regain your honor! what say you? i will lead you to the path of righteousness my child. what say you? i will give you cocoa puffs for breakfast. what say you? i will give you soap that smells like bananas. what say you? i wont time you when you use my bathroom. what say you? i will not get mad at you if you put the toilet paper on the wrong side. what say you? i will not judge you if you pretend to be an elephant. i wont promise ill make you smile, but if you talk to me, i promise ill try. But really, I cannot stress this enough, please don't send me a message saying hey what's up, because I don't want to be a bad person, but I just won't reply to you :| cheeseeeeeee