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take it or leave it. i'm not here all day.
be the man you know you never were.
hey! you're in my light. move it, or i'll make you.
so what?
la la la... you know you love my singing!
you talkin' to me?
just because i'm perfect doesn't mean you have to be jealous.
don't underestimate me because of my good looks.
go ahead, make fun. at least i have some dignity left.
yeah, i know.
you may think you're awesome, but i KNOW i am.
hey there. i'm a crazy psychopath who likes to sing in the shower and act like herself around her friends. sometimes i dress funny, and on occasion my hair isn't perfect. i like chocolate and romantic action comedies. what can i say? i'm a teen.
i dress up every now and then. yeah, i make believe. sure, i day dream about my crush. and occasionally i act like a child. but life's short, and so is childhood. why make it shorter?
who cares what you think. if you do at all.
so i may think i am better than everyone. at least i can dream.
get outta my face, or i'll get into your mind.
live with it. or at least try.
i may sometimes fall for arrogant guys who are just completely hot. but what's wrong with that?
hey, wanna talk? oops! don't care.
that color looks great on you! but you know, it would definetely look better on me.
some will laugh, others will cry. others will barf into paper bags. but you know that no matter what, i will always stay the same. unless that paper bag you're holding is full of puke. then i might just have to leave you. but forget that small flaw, since we all have them, and try and see the good part of me. you know. . . the one deep down inside of me? either way, i'm still me. and if you ever changed, i'd try to accept it. so take some of my advice (some might call it a word to the wise): do not ever except defeat. except when you're playing soccer, losing by twenty points., and your life-long crush is on the other team. then would be a good time to just stop yourself and say is it really worth the humiliation? but hey, don't listen to me! after all, i'm only a crazy psychopath who loves chocolate. . . .
since you hate me, be yourself. because everyone else wants to be me. and that doesn't exactly apply to what you believe in. you know, that i'm the source of all evil?
. . . or just leave like you didn't even here me. that works too.
when life gives you lemons. . . . squirt the juice in your enemies eyes.
the cool thing about food: you can eat all you want, and IF you get fat. . . . you can pull off styles those anorexic supermodels could never make work.
i have 6 main best friends that i hope will continue on into my adulthood: one of them is my sister. i know she'll stick around forever. the second one is totally random, and that' why i love her. the third is horse-crazy and full of herself, but i don't care. the fourth is a total tomboy, and i don't ever want her to change. the fifth one is a vampire-obsessee, & i don't ever question it. and the last (but not least!) is a figment of my imagination.
my friend loves quotes, so she made one herself : i'm NOT a nerd! i'm a socially challenged intellectual with a year round cold! . . . or something like that.
in case you were wondering how in the world i might ever recover, it goes a little something like this . . .
oh, go kiss a monkey.
a wise person once said be yourself. the sad thing is, no one will ever know who it was.
the sad thing is, you're not even funny.
shut up.
