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1)Rip a dinosor chicken nuget in half for a 3 year old, to let it cool off. 2)Hug a a porcupine. 3)Lick an electric socket. 4)Play hide and seek with a ninja. 5)Bungee jumping, without the bungee. 6)Taking the phrase I Believe I Can Fly seriously. 7)Put baby in dryer to dry it. 8)Put baby in fish tank to introduce to pets (fish). 9)Give baby chicken leg. 10)Say Oh, my criminal record? Well...if it helps, I didn't pull the trigger. During a job interview. 11)Skydive naked 12)Read in the shower (it will do nothing but ruin your book) 13)Go a day without hugging someone 14)Hold a rubber duck as a hostage (it won't do any good) 15)Stand in front of a moving car 16)Swim in a pool full of sharks 17)Jump off a building 18)Stay outside during a thunderstorm. 19) When the Officer says 'Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?' You probably shouldn't respond with,'Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?' 20) At the airport, wear a uniform and claim you are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe you but DONT give up, see how far you can get (If done, you may be arrested) 21)Don't ask Draco if he has had a blond moment. 22)Paint your toe or finger nails when driving a car (you will most likely crash, and if you don't the aroma may cause you to pass out) 23)Run over a policeman (if he doesn't die, you are likely to get a ticket) 24)Go a day with out smiling (is that even posible?) 25)Hate a puppy (who could hate that cute little face?) 26)Be normal (who wants to fit in any way, being strange is AWSOME) 27)Poke a hippo 28)I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 29)Ask a salesperson in the hardware department how well a particular saw cuts through bone. 30)At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them. 31)Lick a steak knife. 32)Jump into a vat of toxic wast 33)Ask a cop when he pulls you over, you're not going to cheak the trunk are you ? 34)Go against what you believe 35)Try to pet a skunk MORE TO COME!!!!!
xxiammexx added this comment 2010-07-12 10:19:33-05:00
haha soo funny! i like the officer doughnut one!! and who DOES want to be normal?!?!?
bookie96 added this comment 2010-04-18 18:37:28-05:00
LOL LOVED IT!!!!!!Cant wait for the rest!!!!
cloeylove added this comment 2010-05-10 16:11:34-05:00
i already lick a steak knife!!! lol
xxiammexx added this comment 2010-07-12 10:19:33-05:00
haha soo funny! i like the officer doughnut one!! and who DOES want to be normal?!?!?
bookie96 added this comment 2010-04-18 18:37:28-05:00
LOL LOVED IT!!!!!!Cant wait for the rest!!!!
cloeylove added this comment 2010-05-10 16:11:34-05:00
i already lick a steak knife!!! lol