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SATIRIC ESSAY
Citizens of the United States are constantly complaining that they are unable to obtain a job in today's economic state. We as the people of our nation love "partying it up" but we are never paid for it, until now. To fix all our unemployment issues I suggest we all get together and party it up all week and get paid hourly for it. Instead of the superflous office jobs of sitting in a cubicle all day, you lay on a beach all day while soaking up the sun. Then as the day progresses the boys do it up with G.T.L (gym,tan laundry) baby. The girls crack open a cold corona and put on their hottest outfits. As the sun fades away, the night begins by hitting the clubs. Who wouldn't want to be paid to party? Now add cameras following you. We as citizens of the U.S. go from unemployed couch potatoes to stars that party it up and we are rollin' in the dough. Now for the responsible citizens of our nation, you can be the ones to drive the partying group around, or the servers of the clubs around town, or the child care providers for the parents of our society. We will always need the responsible citizens as our drivers as we do not want to break the law while performing our occupation. There is always the irresponsible guy or girl of the group that gets lost along the way during the night...For that I suggest they stick to just dancing in the clubs, no one wants to end up being left on a roof or seeing a jungle cat in their bathroom... This solution is perfect to get rid of all the unemployment going on in the recession state of our economy. We as citizens have no reason to complain now. So President Obama come crack open a Corona with the rest of us and let's party it up all week long, as we decrease our unemployment rate.
