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''I don't give a dookie what anyone thinks about me. If you don't believe me, just look at the 'Invincible' album cover.'' -John Cooper
''Everybody needs one good hangover in their life just to know what they're about. I'm serious, you need to get one - just one! - huge hangover, puke your guts out on mainstreet, somehow get home, and wake up in your bathtub! It's like the flu with someone sitting on your head!'' -Carol Trainor
''Toto, I have a feeling were not in Kansas anymore.'' -Dorothy
''Funny Clowns Get Dazed At Elephant Butts.'' -Me on the order of sharps
''I can't prove it, but I can say it.'' -Stephen Colbert
''Great Googaly-Moogaly!'' -The Ferocious Beast
''I found Michael Jackson, he was hiding in my band cubby!'' -Me, advertized by John Asmus
''There's a saying that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Okay, but how about nobody should throw stones? That's crappy behavior. My policy is 'no stone throwing regardless of housing situation.' There is one exception though. If you're trapped in a glass house and you have a stone then throw it! What are you, an idiot? So really, it's only people in glass houses should throw stones. provided they're trapped. in a house. with a stone. it's a little longer, but... ya know......'' -Dmitri Martin
''I understand how scissors beats paper, and I understand how rock beats scissors, but I can't understand how paper beast rock. I mean, is the paper supposed to 'magically wrap around rock' rendurring it imobile? If that were true, we'd have sheets of loose leaf flying around, strangling students as they tried to do their homework. So, when I play rock-paper-scissors, I always choose rock. Then if some idiot thinks they've beaten me with their 'paper', I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I though paper would protect you.' '' -Shannon Cox
''I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas because I contributed to the Greenhouse Effect which melted the polar ice caps and melted the North Pole where Santa Claus lives, he's mad.'' -Relient K
~~Bible Verses~~ Ephesians 2:8 Matthew 28:19-20 Joshua 1:9 Romans 8:28 1 John 4:7-8 Deuteronomy 6:5 1 Thessalonians 4:17 Phillipians 4:13 Romans 8:26 1 Corinthians 13:4 Job 40:15-24...proof of dinosaurs
''It’s dangerous business walking out your front door.'' -Underoath
''I want what I want.'' -Me as a child
''68% of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only 5% of monkeys believe in Republicans.'' -Stephen Colbert
''Whose kid are you?'' -Chad Trainor
''I am the patron saint of lost causes.'' -Anberlin
''Yes.'' -Cassie Bernall
''We don't have jazz tonight.'' -Hilden
''I don't really care if they label me a Jesus Freak. There ain't no disguising the truth.'' -dc Talk
''I hate politics. Republicans are elephants, and Democrats are donkeys, right? Well, you know what you get when you mix the worst 2 qualities of an elephant and a donkey? You get a Whole Lotta Crap!!! I hate politics.'' -Me
''Why do we even bother using Lysol in the bathroom after a dump? Now the bathroom is NOT going to smell like lemons. It's gonna smell like lemons and poop.'' -Me
''Move!'' -TFK
''Now, what we need is some firewood!'' -Dwarf from Narnia
''One time I saw 2 geese fighting and I'm like, 'Hey! This is like a pillow fight ahead of time!' '' -Dmitri Martin
''Drums are my friends! AND I name my sticks!'' -Me
''Whenever-ish.'' -Michelle Spaight
Chad: Make sure at the bottom of the burger page you write that they can substitute a veggieburger in any of the sandwiches. Me: I get it. So if they ordered a bacon cheeseburger, you'd just take out the regular--wait. this is a bad example. -Me & Chad Trainor
Sarah: I went sideways on my scooter, flew off and hurt my knee. Me: Why? Sarah: I wasn't paying attention. Me: Oh. Well, at least it wasn't for a stupid reason.
''It’s like the news anchors on TV—you see their faces and they’re probably wearing their boxers!'' -Chad Trainor
''I'm all pomp and circumcized out.'' -McCarthy
Casey: Kate, you're gonna get your butt kicked! Kate: Why? Who's behind me? -Casey Aumann & Kate Westerham
''Never drive straight on a round-about.'' -Jen Graetz
''Stupidiot.'' -Me
''If marching band were a sport, I'd beat you.'' -Me
''You guys are all looking at me like I'm on drugs-which I'm not-this week-yet!'' -McCarthy
''I'm not a goat, but that movie was baa-aa-aad.'' -Random Dog
''Chloe, pull up your shirt!'' -Casey Aumann
''The number 12 is just awesome enough to be called something else on a clock. Noon or Midnight. I personally think it deserves it.'' -Me
''Elephants Are Dead. Good-Bye Elephants.'' -Me on tuning guitar strings
''Meow.'' -Gary the snail ''Meow.'' -Colleen Carter
''I'm not a child, I'm an adult. Now gimmie my candy!'' -Me
''I gotta go pee. Come with me.'' -Kelsey Pierce
''Brown chicken, brown cow!'' -Mrs. Benson
''The kale is on the plate to say, 'Hey, look at me! I'm pretty!' '' -Me
''We're the coolest nerds you'll ever hit.'' -Danni Kiesow
''Throw up your Rawkfist if you’re feelin’ it when I drop this!'' -TFK
''You guys got your tickets? Tickets to the Gun Show!'' [flexes arm] -Brandon Perry
''I’m gonna get a shirt that says, ‘I am what Willis was talkin’ ‘bout.' '' -Cole Madden
''What are my weakest areas? That’s easy. None.'' -Derek Thompson
''Raw Rawk Kills.'' -Showbread
''Reuben- what is he dippidy-doin'?'' -John Reuben
''Great balls of fire!'' -Wheezy
''McCarthy, you have a face!'' -Kim Simms
''It’s 10:10. Make a wish! I wish I had a pony.'' -Fred
''Your backpacks are all so heavy! Then again, I wouldn't know cuz i never did my homework'' -Chad Trainor
''Buttpig.'' -Michelle Spaight
''If Adam & Eve had 2 sons, how did we get here?'' -Matt Krier
''It's pronounced 'Five-Two.' '' -KJ-52
''For the love of everything that is holy and a few things that are not.'' -McCarthy
''Mariah attacked me with a puppet treasure chest. It had a tongue.'' -Sarah Hallen
''Drink water, not Fun Juice.'' -McCarthy
Carol: Es tut mir leid. Me: I'm gonna ''tut'' your ''mir leid''! -Carol Trainor & Me
''What’s not to love? It’s math. It’s just fun.'' -Mr. Dahl
''Steffen Danlee.'' -The door-prize guy at the 3/1/08 Day of Percussion mispronouncing Stephen Dahle’s name
''Judy Garland was Dorothy and Auntie Em was the Wicked Witch.'' -Chad Trainor
''Boom!'' -P.O.D.
''Ninety percent of men are guys.'' -Michelle Spaight
blt10r added this comment 2008-07-28 23:31:07-05:00
ok- now it's officially done.
blt10r added this comment 2008-07-28 19:01:04-05:00
It's not quite done yet
jojoy added this comment 2011-03-17 20:30:56-05:00
"wal-mart...do they, like, sell walls there?" paris hilton
sissyryrin added this comment 2010-10-26 19:16:04-05:00
i like it
livelovebacon added this comment 2011-06-22 14:26:18-05:00
I searched "Everybody Poops" How is this related to that?!?!
blt10r added this comment 2008-07-28 23:31:07-05:00
ok- now it's officially done.
blt10r added this comment 2008-07-28 19:01:04-05:00
It's not quite done yet
jojoy added this comment 2011-03-17 20:30:56-05:00
"wal-mart...do they, like, sell walls there?" paris hilton
sissyryrin added this comment 2010-10-26 19:16:04-05:00
i like it
livelovebacon added this comment 2011-06-22 14:26:18-05:00
I searched "Everybody Poops" How is this related to that?!?!
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