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Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !
I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot!
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
I’ve got problem for your solution…
a friend is someone who would lend you a umbrella in the rain. a best friend would say.... RUN BITCH RUN
It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!
Laugh Until You Cry Cry Until You Laugh
the only powers you need are the power love and the power to dream
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.