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This is a retard.
Hello. My name is Danielle, and I'm a retard. I wake up in the morning and I answer my alarm clock, mainly because it is a phone. I am always quite proud of myself. My hair is bigger than yours, but possibly not YOURS, although it is pretty big. I occasionally dress up in a sombrero, that's a lie. It's happened once and it was just excellent because I am just excellent. I think my favourite reaction was the small child in Waitrose who said 'LOOK AT THE FUNNY GIRL', although there were many more. Reactions are my friend, and they should be yours too because they are quite frankly brilliant. ^^ Umm, I like to use emoticons, and things without emoticons are quite frankly a pile of poo. Except for the fact that they aren't, there are a lot of things without emoticons and I myself am one of them, I happen to have emotions and expressions instead. This is because I am a person, although I'm not. Who was I kidding there? Well, certainly not myself, that's for sure. I also doubt that it was you, because I just told you about the sombrero and.. I didn't tell you the full story there. I also had 'yay' written backwards on my face in make-up, and I had two scarves tied around my waist, and let's not forget the reindeer antlers that were on the sombrero.. I can't quite explain how very abnormal it was, but people in the street stared at me so that should sum it up. I like a lot of things. Currently glogster is one of them, although who knows. Um, I'm good at starting things and then never doing them again and.. Imagine if the world was all someone else's dream, and then they woke up, and it was just the same but entirely different, and perhaps you'd never know.. you'd never know anything. I don't want them to wake up just about yet if that's okay, I'd like to wait at least 17 days and.. Heh. The video is not a summary of me, other than the fact that it is and.. oh dear. Seriously, I suggest you hide from it and do so now, k? :) sweet dreams.
