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Dear Dumb Diary #1
Let`s pretend this never happened
Author: Jim Benton
Book report by: Carley Size
Sneak a peek into the diary of Jamie Kelly. Everything in there is true or as true as it needs to be. Jamie Kelly is a middle school girl, she goes to mackerel middle school. Her best friend, Isabella, her rival, Angeline.
This book is about Jamie Kelly, and her adventures in middle school. Her best friend Isabella knows almost everything about Jamie. Jamie`s rival, Angeline, Jamie thinks shes the most beautiful girl ever and she wishes she was a pretty as her. Angeline is a tall blond girl at Jamie`s middle school. Theres Hudson Rivers the 8th cutest guy in school, (according to Jamie) and it doesn`t really mention who are the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th or 7th cutest guys in school. In her diary she draws random doodles and that helps make the book easier to understand...and FUNNIER!
Here is the main character: Jamie Kelly: Best friend: Isabelle Best rival: Angeline (a.k.a. Turd of Turdsylvania according to Jamie) Hair color: Brownishly blond with brunette brownness Bio: Jamie Kelly goes to Mackerel middle school and wishes she doesn`t because of the strangeness that happens there, like her teachers are creepish (according to Jamie)
