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-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. -Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull -If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. -Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried -Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" -When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris -Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice
