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"Theres two college dormmates and one of them is in band, so she dates a lot of band kids. Nyway she goes on her first date and she comes home and her friend asked how was the date. She said good. Her friend then asks- how was the kissing? Well she said it was a trumpet player, so it was all tight and dry. She goes on a second date and comes home and her friend askes- how was the date? She says good, and her friend asked about the kissing. Well it was with a tuba player, so it was all loose wet and all over my face. She goes on a third date and comes home really happy. Her friend asks- how was the date> She said great. How was the kissing? Well it was with a french horn player- so it wasnt as much as the kissing that was great, it was the way he held me."
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor
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