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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket." The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married. The woman thinks for a moment. Why not," she giggles. Great, he replies, Get your own damn blanket!
Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.'' lf
JOKES HAHA
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" The Red Sox." Why's that?" Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
Did you hear about the shoe factory that burnt down? Two hundred soles were lost. (okay its corny but i liked it haha) Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969. The other points his thumb behind him and says, Dog crap, 20 feet back.
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? ? One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger, the other is just a fish. A cop pulls over a guy. Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?" Gee, officer, the man says. Your eyes are awfully glazed -- have you been eating doughnuts?"
Pickup Lines Doomed to Fail 1. Is it any coincidence that your blouse matches the color of my sheets? 2. Nice shoes, wanna screw? 3. The magic word for the day is legs. Want to get together later and spread the word? 4. I know 400 ways to make you squeal. I'm working on 401. Care to assist? 5. Guy: Would you be offended if I told you that your hair smells nice? Girl: Not at all. Guy: What if I was a midget?
neversayunicorn123 added this comment 2011-06-05 21:44:48-05:00
lol i like that married man and woman one(:
soccercchhiikk added this comment 2010-06-13 17:49:25-05:00
hahaha
neversayunicorn123 added this comment 2011-06-05 21:44:48-05:00
lol i like that married man and woman one(:
soccercchhiikk added this comment 2010-06-13 17:49:25-05:00
hahaha