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PERV ALLIANCE CONTEST ENTRY !!
One day these people who ran a bar decided to hold a bet. They had this jar that was full of money, easily one million dollars. They held this contest to where you could win the money, but only if you did what they said. One man decides to try this. They said,'Okay, swig down 20 shots, pull a tooth out of that rabid dog out there, and have sex with the old virgin lady upstairs. So the man drinks all the shots, but didn't make it past the dog. After a number of people try this feat, none prevailed, until, one day, another man decided to try this. He swigs down all 20 shots and sways his way to the door, like a drunkard. He opens the door and starts chasing the mutt, the owners unable to see., but they heard alot of growling and eventually whimpering. They got suspicous after awhile, but the man came back, clothes shredded, and dragged his legs to the owners. 'Whats......next....' he slobbered. The owners snickered and pointed upstairs. The man went upstairs and shut the door, the owners laughing. They heard an ear piercing scream followed therefter. The man runs down the stairs, panting. The owners ask for the tooth, and the man gives it to them. The owners then grudgetly hand the jar of money over to him. After the man was gone, the old woman came downstairs and asked,'Oi, where's mah tooth?'
The Frog There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it.' The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, 'Do any of the girls have any diseases?' Of course the Madam said no. He said, 'I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want.' Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?' He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant for dinner, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!'
Innocent Little Kids One day, a little boy and his mother and father need to go out to meet some friends. His mother had to go ahead of them and meet them there. So, in order to save time, the father suggests that they have a quick shower together. 'Okay son just don't look down' says the father as they wash up in the shower. The little boy, in his curiosity, looks down and asks,'Daddy, what's that?' The father replies,'That's my umm, snake,' The little boy nods as they finish their shower. The next day, the family has to go to meet some relatives. The father has to hurry ahead of them, so to hurry things up, the mother suggests a shower together. 'Okay sweetie, just don't look up or down' says his mother as they step into the shower together. As they finish washing up, the little boy in his curiosity, looks up first. He asks,'Mommy, what're those?' His mother replies,' Those are my umm headlights.' The boy nods as he looks down and asks,' Mommy what's that?' His mother answers,'That's my umm bush.' The little boy nods as they step out and go to the reunion. The next day, the little boy 'walks in' on his parents and shouts.'Mommy mommy turn your headlights on! There's a snake attacking your bush!'
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, 'Dark in here.' The man says, 'Yes, it is.' Boy - 'I have a baseball.' Man - 'That's nice." Boy - 'W'ant to buy it?' Man - 'No, thanks."' Boy - 'My dad's outside.' Man - 'OK, how much?' Boy - '$250"' In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - 'Dark in here.' Man - 'Yes, it is.' Boy - 'I have a baseball glove.' The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?' Boy - '$750' Man - 'Fine.' A few days later, the father says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.' The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.' The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for?' Boy - '$1,000"' The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.' They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, 'Dark in here.' The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again.'
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jessiis13 added this comment 2010-07-09 13:10:59-05:00
hee hee
jamie338 added this comment 2010-07-16 14:16:01-05:00
lolz wow!haha!..wow kewlz! XD luv it* :)
ryapooh added this comment 2010-07-15 22:02:26-05:00
lol...
jbigga added this comment 2010-07-11 18:37:19-05:00
xDDDDDD
missninjacupcakes added this comment 2010-07-03 03:00:30-05:00
dont forget to tell readers to scroll lol and i like that last one xD i love this song too lol oh and paste the link in the comments on the contest glog if you haven't already ^_^ *****
jessiis13 added this comment 2010-07-09 13:10:59-05:00
hee hee
jamie338 added this comment 2010-07-16 14:16:01-05:00
lolz wow!haha!..wow kewlz! XD luv it* :)
ryapooh added this comment 2010-07-15 22:02:26-05:00
lol...
jbigga added this comment 2010-07-11 18:37:19-05:00
xDDDDDD
missninjacupcakes added this comment 2010-07-03 03:00:30-05:00
dont forget to tell readers to scroll lol and i like that last one xD i love this song too lol oh and paste the link in the comments on the contest glog if you haven't already ^_^ *****