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Please don't read this poem. It's only meant for me. That's it. Just move along now. There's nothing here to see
Besides, I'm sure you'd rather just go outside and play. So put the poem down now and slowly back away.
Hey, why are you still reading? That isn't very nice. I've asked you once politely. Don't make me ask you twice
I'm telling you, it's private. Do not read one more line. Hey! That's one more. Now stop it. This isn't yours; it's mine.
He'll drag you off in handcuffs. He'll lock you up in jail, and leave you there forever until you're old and frail.
You're not allowed to read this. You really have to stop. If you don't quit this instant, I swear I'll call a cop.
There's only one solution. Here's what you'll have to do: Tell all your friends and family they shouldn't read it too
And all because you read this instead of having fun. It's too late now, amigo; the poem's nearly done.
Your friends will all forget you. You won't be even missed. Your family, too, will likely forget that you exist.
gothgirl added this comment 2009-02-14 20:10:15-06:00
awesome!! love it:)
gothgirl added this comment 2009-02-14 20:10:15-06:00
awesome!! love it:)