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Guy- I'm a complex guy, a man of many layers Girl- Yes, I can see them around your stomach.
the fridge door of: Female Comebacks
Guy- One day I'm going to be famous. Girl- My money's on April 1 Guy- Nice legs. When do they open? Girl- Nice mouth. When does it shut? Guy- You're one in a million Girl- So are your chances.
Guy- I've got some condoms, so I think we should sleep together right now. Girl- What's the rush?" Are they close to their expiration date"
Guy- I promise I'll write you. Girl- Are you allowed to use sharp objects where you stay?" Guy- I'm like a heat seeking missle - Ican probe yourdarkest recesses. Girl- It's a shame you're also like cement - it takes you two days to get hard. Guy- You and I were ment to be together. Girl- So are my thighs. Guy- Do you want to come back to my place?" Girl- I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" Guy- Do you fancy coming for a walk in the woods" Girl- What for - to meet your family"
Guy- Say, haven't we met before??" Girl- Yes, I'm a nurse at the VD clinic.
jeanette555 added this comment 2008-11-02 10:51:26-06:00
HAHA thank you for that.
ashleyandchris added this comment 2008-01-12 23:00:04-06:00
L0L; =] its cute.
jeanette555 added this comment 2008-11-02 10:51:26-06:00
HAHA thank you for that.
ashleyandchris added this comment 2008-01-12 23:00:04-06:00
L0L; =] its cute.