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Why Canada is better than America
1. Hockey is the best sport ever. I mean it is not too long like football and not boring like Baseball and Soccor. Plus the Americans could hardly fake not crying after being hit by us. SPLAT. Oh and go juinors! 5 year winning streak for the Canadian juinors. yeah! 2. Do you think an American could survive out in the cold? NO. If I came at an American with an ice cube, they would scream like a little girl. 3.Canadians dont really have as much accents as Americans think we do. I mean Canadians have been working alongside Americans and pretty much no Amercans have noticed. While the Amercans were talking about who they should declare war against next, we were queitly taking hair samples eh? 4. We are friendlier. As mentioned in 3, Americans like to declare war. 5. SANTA!!!!!! 6. We have beavers. OOOHHH ya. those little bucktooth guys are soooo cute! 7.we dont have a danger of falling into huge canyons. And that is why im never going to the Grand Canyon 8. Our land is more beautiful. Just come to B.C. You would gasp in its beauty. oh and Niagara Falls. 9. Tim Hortan's. Barly any in the US but we have tons in Canada. BEST COFFEE EVER! 10. Our flag is easier to draw. you dont get stuck drawing 50 tiny little stars! just a red leaf!
PLEASE NOTE: I dont mean this about every American. some are decent funny people. GO SUMMER! (An American girl I know)
dazzlecat added this comment 2010-01-14 00:17:53-06:00
Ha ha I know right?
tmaster added this comment 2010-01-11 21:01:47-06:00
its true
dazzlecat added this comment 2010-01-14 00:17:53-06:00
Ha ha I know right?
tmaster added this comment 2010-01-11 21:01:47-06:00
its true