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Girl comebacks
I jacked these from my best friend Julia. Shes the best and I really love her! I took them from her site : www.-x-that-wierd-kid-x-.piczo.com
HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share. HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out. HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go see a movie? SHE: I've already seen it. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter. HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. HE: How do you like your eggs in the morning? SHE: Unfertilised. HE: So, your place or mine? SHE: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine HE: I would go to the end of the world for you. SHE: But would you stay there?
ramsaywebbjoshmatt added this comment 2012-05-10 14:22:58-05:00
oh gawd i love it
weirdy added this comment 2012-05-01 17:23:50-05:00
hahahahahaha
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pondfrog247 added this comment 2011-02-13 14:00:40-06:00
hehe
ramsaywebbjoshmatt added this comment 2012-05-10 14:22:58-05:00
oh gawd i love it
weirdy added this comment 2012-05-01 17:23:50-05:00
hahahahahaha
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pondfrog247 added this comment 2011-02-13 14:00:40-06:00
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