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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity... 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana. ' 6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 9.Sing Along At The Opera. 10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 13. T ell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make e Them Smile. It's Called... THERAPY
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eragon added this comment 2009-02-19 18:45:39-06:00
lmfao...love this
brebre2 added this comment 2009-02-19 18:35:18-06:00
lmfao...to funny !!! nice glog
xxemoazulxx added this comment 2009-02-19 18:34:29-06:00
lmao xD that's crazy xD love this :D
pandabear9 added this comment 2009-02-19 18:23:16-06:00
rotfl!! i am going to skip down the hall!!! lolz!! i bet everyone will b looking at me!!! lolz!! great glog!!
gothgirl added this comment 2009-02-19 18:22:22-06:00
lol! i read this the other day on email:) it was hilarious! good one for glogging it:)
eragon added this comment 2009-02-19 18:45:39-06:00
lmfao...love this
brebre2 added this comment 2009-02-19 18:35:18-06:00
lmfao...to funny !!! nice glog
xxemoazulxx added this comment 2009-02-19 18:34:29-06:00
lmao xD that's crazy xD love this :D
pandabear9 added this comment 2009-02-19 18:23:16-06:00
rotfl!! i am going to skip down the hall!!! lolz!! i bet everyone will b looking at me!!! lolz!! great glog!!
gothgirl added this comment 2009-02-19 18:22:22-06:00
lol! i read this the other day on email:) it was hilarious! good one for glogging it:)
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