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Yo momma is so fat she uses the highway for a slippin' slide Yo momma so fat she play pool with the planets Yo momma so fat she uses a pie as a clock Yo momma is so fat that when she turns her head, her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo momma so fat she makes the world look like the size of numbers Yo momma so fat when she dressed in red every body sang hey ho kolaid. Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo momma so fat when she wears red the neighborhood kids shout "Koolaid! Koolaid!" Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!! Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo Momma so fat she stood on a scale, and the scales life flashed before it eyes Yo momma so fat when she turn around it's her birthday. Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN" Yo momma so fat when she turn around it's her birthday Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo momma so fat the bitch is just FAT. Yo momma so fat were in her right now Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise Your momma so fat last time she saw 90210 she was looking down at her scale! Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Today, I was in my fitness class. We were learning about how to measure body fat. One of my classmates steps onto a scale and the teacher said "don't get off until I tell you to." TWSS. Today, in my international transportation class my teacher was talking about how to properly load shipment containers. He proceeded to say " you wanna get it right the first time, you don't wanna have to keep putting your cargo in and out and in and out cause something might break" TWSS I was in a friends car and the buckle for my seatbelt was jammed under the seat. On the way back, someone else was sitting in that spot, and I suggested, "You might wanna shove your hand down there, and see if you can find it before you get in." TWSS. my roommate was flossing with a plastic flosser. My friend said " can you fit that thing all the way in the back of your mouth?" and my roommate said "easily." TWSS. I was talking with my friend about a delicious Wawa milkshake that I had made on the more thick setting. I said "something about it being ultra thick just makes it that much more filling." TWSS. I was at lunch today and I overheard this girl say, "I HATE it! He just came out of nowhere!"TWSS My friend Sam, hurt his leg in Cross Country and said in class, "It's sore when I touch it and when you touch it" TWSS. I was at the dentist and he was about to file in between my teeth. He says "Now it shouldn't hurt, it just might be a little tight going in there. But once it's in there and going back and forth, there shouldn't be any pain. The only bad thing about it is the annoying grinding noise it makes!" TWSS. A friend and I were going to Subway. In anticipation, he exclaimed "I just can't wait to get that 6 inch in my mouth!" TWSS. My friend was smoking a cigarette and was turning around to look at someone who was walking behind her. She accidentally let out the smoke at the exact moment he was standing next to her and she exclaimed, "Oh sorry! I just blew in your face!" TWSS.
