Fairytale Mayhem (very funny)

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Then right in the middle of this romantic scene, A stampede of lambs charged through, looking really mean. Apparently Mary had gotten upset, And threatened to take her lambs to the vet. In this mad, mixed up frenzy, these lambs weren't too nice, And they carelessly ran over three blind little mice. These disabled rodents didn't know what was what, And, by accident, knocked Humpty Dumpty on his butt! He wasn't so lucky this time when he fell, And all his yolk leaked out of his demolished shell.

But rather than moan that the day was a beast, They fried up poor Dumpty and had a great feast! So, not counting the egg, whose end was a disaster... Everyone lived:HAPPYILY EVERY AFTER!!!!

The horses, however, were skinny as twigs. So prince traded them in for three little pigs. But the pigs were so dirty and kept nothing right, So he hired a maid by the name of Snow White. She kept things so neat, and boy was she cute! But one day she dropped dead with one bite of a fruit! Now relax and fear not, for in no time at all, Another prince passed on his way to a ball. He took one glance at Snow White and felt bad for the cutie, So he kissed and revived this sweet, young Sleeping Beauty.

A long time ago in a fairytale wood, A little girl skipped in her stunning red hood. To her grandmother's house, that's the way she was going. When to her surprise, the sky began snowing. Looking for cover, she spied a young egg, But running to greet him, she tripped on his leg. This made Humpty Dumpty fall off his wall, But Prince Charming dashed in and prevented his fall. The king was quite grateful, and as a reward then, He gave the prince all of his horses and men.