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what to do in the event of a fire
Reduce fire hazards in your home. Children are the worst fire hazards; consider giving them up for adoption. Fit and maintain smoke alarms - at least one on every floor. But if they go off every time you cook bacon, like ours do, just take the batteries out. Most fire deaths and injuries occur while people are sleeping. Plan an escape route should a fire break out at night. Here's a hint: throw your children out of the window FIRST, then follow. If there is a fire, get out, stay out and call 999. Not necessarily in that order, though. Never use the lift. As if you have a lift in your house. Tell you what, though, if you have one of those Stannah Stairlifts? You're screwed. If moving or trapped in smoke stay close to the floor where the air is cleaner. While you're there, do some hoovering by putting your mouth to the floor and sucking. If a door feels hot, do not open it, as it probably means there is a hot hot disco party on the other side.
