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THE BEST NEWSPAPER HEADLINES OF 1998 1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies 2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say 3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case 5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 6. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? 7. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope 8. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 9. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands 10. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Above is a vintage ad for coffee, its humorouse because the woman is saying that without her coffee she is in a bad mood. This, to me, is an oxymoron because the woman looks so sweet and nice, but she is threatening to kill you. It would also be situational irony because you have to read it a few times to get that it's not a nice and fuzzy message. Below are the top ten humorous newspaper headlines from 1998. They are funny because most are puns or malaproprisms. The first one uses when instead of while so people think that children are also an ingrediant. Number 5 is a pun because it means to say weapons which is also arms but you can think of it as actual arms.
