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TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT PEOPLE
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. So make up you're mind already!
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'..... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, moron?
8 When people say 'life is short'. Life is the longest thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?
10 When people say 'I slept like a baby'. Well if you slept like a baby does that mean you were waking up every couple of hours like babies do?
I got this in an e-mail and I thought it was so hilarious that I just had to make it a glog!
woopi added this comment 2009-01-10 15:55:43-06:00
LMAOOO i loved the first one xD
eks00961 added this comment 2009-01-14 23:28:49-06:00
Thanks! I know, they're hilarious!
woopi added this comment 2009-01-10 15:55:43-06:00
LMAOOO i loved the first one xD
eks00961 added this comment 2009-01-14 23:28:49-06:00
Thanks! I know, they're hilarious!