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Top 5 worst ways to dump someone
1.) There are many useful functions for technology. Emailing, texting, instant messaging, and over the phone are definitely not the best ways to go when it comes to breaking up. So I recommend trying something even more drastic to break up like....
2.) Simply disappear. Tell your significant other you are going to the grocery store and like that you are out the door. They'll never expect it if you do it right. Be sure to give them a kiss on the way out and never try this one immediately after an argument if you want the full effect
3.) Send that special somebody a fake copy of your own death certificate. This will be painful, but you will get off scott free as long as you're not seen by your ex. In the case that you are spotted: deny, deny, deny. Faking his own death worked for Machiavelli it's worth a shot
4.) Hire a singing telegram and hide somewhere to video record it. It takes a few bucks, but if you can actually see the look on their face when they realize what's happening it will all be worth it. Put the video on youtube to really top this one off.That special some one will be delighted as the telegram shows up and in tears by the end of the song
5.) When you've tried everything and are out of options this will definitely work... Murder... I think that inscribing a bullet with a break up note and shooting him/her in the head will do the trick.
Now you've left some one devastated and heart broken, they've lost a big part of their life and things will never be the same. Not only did you break up, but you did it in the worst way possible.There is just one thing left to do. What are you waiting for? Call a few of your closest friends and celebrate your new freedom!
I personally think these are cruel.
alexis7softball added this comment 2010-02-20 16:08:16-06:00
this is kewl
talkology added this comment 2010-02-20 02:09:50-06:00
If you were a guy I would totally date you. -.- That is some mean stuff right there! But then again there is no nice way to break someone's heart.
twilightgurl12 added this comment 2010-02-20 23:02:02-06:00
there is no nice way to break someones heart , but i LOVE the glog
alexis7softball added this comment 2010-02-20 16:08:16-06:00
this is kewl
talkology added this comment 2010-02-20 02:09:50-06:00
If you were a guy I would totally date you. -.- That is some mean stuff right there! But then again there is no nice way to break someone's heart.
twilightgurl12 added this comment 2010-02-20 23:02:02-06:00
there is no nice way to break someones heart , but i LOVE the glog