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Hi my name is ANDY! Drugs & weapons are my fancy, but you are scared of me, putting a swarm of bees on your face, in outer space, 'cause that's where we would be, if that was the case, but then I would leave, 'cause you are fucking lame. You thinik and dress the same, your brain can't rearange, you're think setting's on "plain" But me, my finger's sprained, from wearing my pinky rang. It's so big it is insane. Don't listen to me i'm playing; actually my name is Eric, and I really am Histerik. I'm also anorexic. I make it dead, and then resurect it. Or I could talk real fast like this and act like I'm super pissed. BOOM! You're fuckin' lucky I missed, but here I come with my ninja death trick. But no that'd be lame, not to be one to complain, but I'd rather hi-jack a train; with multiple kilo cocaine, 14 bulletts in my brain, everyone thinks I'm insane. If you gotta problem with my big sister, I'll leave ya' with razor burns so bad they blistor. I'll stab you with knives and scissors. While you're cryin' bloody tears I'll make you kiss her. I got drunk and swinged and missed her. She slapped me but I deserved it. We got stoned and ate some dessert, but I spilt it when I served it. Ha-Ha! (Mario Theme Song)
