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If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off!!
Hey people! here are just a few funny and witty comments/statements /stories that I've collected over the years. ENJOY!
Light travels faster than sound. That's why people appear bright until they open their mouth
He is 90% of why I got up this morning. The other 10% is because i needed to pee!
The more you learn, The more you know, The more you know, The more you forget, The more you forget, The less you know, sooo..... WHY LEARN?
If your born ugly blame your parents. If you die ugly bame your doctor.
Practice makes perfect but since nobodys perfet why practice?
THANKS FOR READING!
An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years. He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted Mango and avocado trees. The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built so he had some picnic tables placed there under the shade of the trees. On evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw that it was a bunch of girls skinny-dipping in his dam. he made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the girls shouted to him, ''we're not coming out until you leave!'' The old man frowned, '' I didn't come here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked.'' Holding up the bucket he said, '' I came to feed the crocodile.'' MORAL: Old men may walk slowly, but they can still think fast!!
I like cats too. lets exchange recipies.
Nobody's perfect but since i'm nobody........
No one is perfect...... that's why pencils have erasers.
I bought some powdered water but I don't know what to add!!
praiseme added this comment 2009-10-08 04:40:51-05:00
FUNNY!!! LOL!!! Or should i say OLL...
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praiseme added this comment 2009-10-08 04:40:51-05:00
FUNNY!!! LOL!!! Or should i say OLL...