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25 reasons why chocolate is better then men.....
5: You can have chocolate in front of your parents
4: you can make chocolate last as long as you want to
3: you can safely have chocolate while you are driving
2: chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft
1: you can GET chocolate
12: "If you love me youd swallow" has real meaning with chocolate
13: With chocolate theres no need to fake it
14: chocolate doesnt get you pregnant
11: You dont get hairs in your mouth with chocolate
10: Buying chocolate does not give you a bad conscience
9: you can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped
8: you can have chocolate on your desk without upsetting your workmates
7: Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names
6: If you bite the nuts to hard, the chocolate does not mind
23: You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk OK on monday
22: chocolate does not keep you awake yapping after you had it
21: You dont have to beg for chocolate
20: with chocolate, size does not matter…its always good
19: When you are having chocolate, it does not keep the neighbours awake
18: You are never too old or too young for chocolate
17: You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle
16: Good chocolate is easy to find
15: You can have chocolate any time of the month
24: its easy to find 8 inches of chocolate
25: and last but not least....it tastes good!!
