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inpsired by presidental 's glog How to call for pizza
http://open.salon.com/blog/wayne_gallant/2009/01/09/the_demise_of_cooking
When ordering from a drive-through . . .
make sure you're ok um, irritating the people waiting behind you
If you hear, hello welcome to (resturaunt name), ask what resturaunt it is.
Ask for any specials first, and then again every five seconds
look behind you, stare in horror and put on a wig and glasses and say, they're coming for me!!
order a drink and ask if you can have some for your alien friends to and stare blankly at the sky
every few seconds say hold on and wipe your wind shield or honk your horn. when they look at you funny say, just testing
get into a deep conversation about how your grandfather was always telling you not to come here. and ask where it is again
if they ask again what you want, reply with, shh the voices will decide
order a large cobra skin and then say what the heck gimme a coke! i have to go back to cave now, cheerfully say bye, to everyone behind you
