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Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here
El Piso Uno The First Layer of this hell isin't very hard to end up in. The T.V. station in this level is Cartoon Network. CN used to be a great station, but they strayed from their pure ways. Now they force people to watch nonsense cartoons and Crappy Reality Shows, so this is where they have ended u. All The Network Executives have to stay on this Level and Watch Terrible Television over and over again.
El Piso Nueve This is the Worst of the Worst. This level is the scumbags of the scumbags. This level's main member is Katie Perry. For one thing, Her music is terrible. Also she admitted in an Interview that she sold her soul to the devil. This inteview is available on the internet if your interested. For KP's Punishment she has to chill at the bottom of hell while Lucifer himself plays her own music over and over untill she kills herself and then she is restored and the process starts anew
El Piso Dos Like Level one But a little worse, you dont have to do much to get here. The Main Resident of this level is the The Founder of Disney Corporation. Walt Disney did not like Jewish people very much. Ever wonder why alot of the evil characters in disney movies have big noses? Because of this hatred Walt is forced to attened a bar mitzvah until he passes out from hatred and it starts over again for all eternity
The 9 Levels of Music and Television Hell By Allan Ntaate
El Piso Tres The Third Level of Hell is more painful than the first two. This level's main resident is Justin Beiber. He is Here for Brainwashing the minds of millions of teenage girls into thinking that his music isint complete crap. This sort of mass mind control can't go unpunished. As a Result beiber will stay in hell without ever going through puberty.
El Piso Cuatro The Fourth Level of Hell Bumps up the Punishment Factor. The Main Resident of this level is Miley Cyrus. Her show was terrible, and she was caught doing drugs on tape. Her Punishment will be to get really really high to the point where she can't remember her name and then try to film an episode of Hannah Montanah in front of an Angry, Live Studio audience
El Piso Cinco This Level is even more painful than level four. The Main Resident of this Level is Jamie Lynn Spears. She had this show on nickelodeon( Good Station BTW) called Zoey 101. It was a terrible show but thats not why she's here. Zoey set a bad example after she got pregnant while the show was still filming. She Destroyed her future. Zoey's Punishment is to continually suffer the pains of childbirth for all eternity
El Piso Seis This Level is Where the Dirtbags start to show up. You have to be a terrible person to end up here and beyond. The Main Resident of this level is Ke$ha. She is here because she has no talent, but yet forces her music on people. That is Hypocricy and lying. Her punishment is to have her vocal chords ripped out over and over again so she cannot decieve anyone of her talent
El Piso Siete Hell keeps getting worse, but we havent reached the bottom yet. At This level Resides Taylor Swift. She is down here for singing country. Country music is terrible, and it is the most likely music to make someone commit suicide(FACT). Taylor Has been singing country for some time now with no remorse for her actions. As a punishment Taylor Swift will be forced to kill herself over and over by bashing herself with her own guitar.
El Piso Ocho You have to be extremely wicked and against mankind to end up in these lower two levels. Thankfully everyone who is down here rightfully deserves it. The main residents of this Level are Rihana and Jay-Z. I Know what you are thinking "Those artists are very talented." Well thats because they are. WARNING: what I am about to reveal is not a joke and has actually been documented. Im being serious on these last two levels. Jay Z and Rihana are both satanists who leave subliminal messages in their music videos. In Rihana's video "Umbrella" one of Rihana's poses is actually supposed to represent the head of "Rainman" or the devil. Rihana is Leading people straight to hell with her music videos, and her and Jay-Z's Punishment should be being burned alive for all eternity next to satan while listening to their music
