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50 Ways to Annoy Robert Pattinson

39. Look offended when he tries to give it back or release it into the wild 40. Ask him how it feels to be the most wanted man on the face of the earth

28. Ask him if he got a bruise from falling off the bed when kissing Kristen 29. Ask him how it was kissing Kristen 30. Ask him what color his boxers are

1. Ask him if he thinks Edward Cullen is hot. 2. Accuse him of self-hatred when he says no. 3. Ask him to bite you… again 4. Ask him why he doesn’t like children 5. Cry when he tries to explain

22. Ask eagerly if they are going to have multiple sex scenes in Breaking Dawn the movie between him and Kristen 23. Call him Edward to his face 24. Ask him if he likes fan-girl screams 25. Ask him how his bath with Harry was! 26. Ask him if the Spanish influenza hurt 27. Remind him of his bath with Harry…AGAIN!

16. Cry when he says he can afford a Mercedes. 17. Ask him why they used a hatchback in the Twilight movie, and not a real Volvo 18. Get pissed when he doesn’t know why 19. Ask to see his boxers 20. Smile when he quietly calls for security. 21. Ask him how his super venom-men got Bella pregnant

31. Ask him if he wears his Edward makeup just to impress the ladies 32. Ask how many times he had to go to the bathroom after Comic Con. 33. Remind him that he drank his weight in water that day 34. Ask him for a hug 35. Quickly run your fingers through his hair and then run 36. Ask him if he likes being a witch or a vampire better 37. Look surprised when he corrects you on witch to wizard 38. Give him a giant elk for his birthday

6. Ask him if he thinks Kristen Stewart is hot 7. Ask him if he’s Team Edward or Jacob 8. Ask him if he needs to come out of the closet… just ‘cause 9. Ask him if he thinks vampires and werewolves (or ‘shape-shifters’) are real 10. Set his pillows on fire 11. Tell him he doesn’t sleep when he yells at you 12. Ask him how his ‘hair porn’ video is coming 13. Look offended when he laughs 14. Run up behind him and run your fingers through his awesome Spunk Ransom hair! 15. Give him a shiny silver Volvo for his birthday

41. Before he can answer, ask him if he likes bondage 42. Ask him if he got a warning from Kristen’s bf, Michael Angarano, before they started filming 43. Ask him if he’d go out with JKR or Stephenie Meyer 44. Tell him he hates his creators when he says no 45. Ask him if he’s ever drank blood 46. Slowly back away when he says no 47. Ask him to marry you 48. Tell him you’re 14

49. Cry when he says no and that he doesn’t like kids 50. Tape a sticker on his car saying he is Jacob’s girlfriend Please Note that i did Not create this list i found it on the net.. i thought it was really cute and wanted to glog it :]