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dont wanna b a Canadian idiot dont wanna b some beer swillin' hockey nut and do I look like some frostbitten hose-head? I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed they all live on donuts and moose meat and they leave the house without packin' heat never even bring their guns to the mall and u know what else is too funny? their stupid Monopoly money cant take 'em seriously at all well maple syrup and snows what they export they treat curling just like its a real sport they think their silly accent is so cute cant understand a thing theyre talkin' aboot sure they got their national health care cheaper meds low crime rates and clean air then again well they got Celine Dion eat their weight in Kraft macaroni and dream of drivin' a Zamboni all over Saskatchewan dont wanna b a Canadian idiot wont figure out their temperature in Celsius c the map theyre hoverin' right over us tell u the truth, it makes me kinda nervous always hear the same kind of story break their nose and theyll just say sorry tell me what kind of freaks r that polite? its gotta mean theyre all up 2 somethin' so quick, before they c it comin' Time 4 a pre-emptive strike!
