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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Funny quotes and jokes
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!
kitty35 added this comment 2009-08-10 16:42:42-05:00
i agree with trevor
musiclover36 added this comment 2009-10-23 16:05:30-05:00
hahaha never take life seriously b/c nobody gets out alive!!! lol LMFAO!!!!!!!! haha luv ya emily
kernzy added this comment 2009-06-10 16:47:49-05:00
Nice:]
kitty35 added this comment 2009-08-10 16:42:42-05:00
i agree with trevor
musiclover36 added this comment 2009-10-23 16:05:30-05:00
hahaha never take life seriously b/c nobody gets out alive!!! lol LMFAO!!!!!!!! haha luv ya emily
kernzy added this comment 2009-06-10 16:47:49-05:00
Nice:]