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Hi. My name is Holden Caufield. I'm a heavy smoker (5). And i dont care. I think most people are phony because they are. I like the museum, drinking, and the movies eventhough i hate actors cause they are phonys. I act quite young for my age (9). I'm a very weak guy (30). I'm a goddamn minor (70). I'm sort of an atheist (99). I'm so damn skinny (107).
I got kicked out of three shools. But it was filled with phonies. Anyways those three goddamn schools were called Pencey Prep, Elkton Hills, and Whooton. I was passing goddamn english but thats it.
Old Spencer isnt a big pony. i talked to him today. I told him about me getting kicked out of pencey and how i wrote a note and all. i was failing all my goddam classes anyways. He told me why he flunked me and all. Sumthin bout i didnt kno anything. I really didnt though. But even after i admitted it he kept repeating himself. hats something that drives me crazy(10). Ibegan to hate him afer that talk. But he was a phonie anyway.
Phoebe is one of the only things i love in this world. I went home today while my parents were gone to pick some stuff up and i got to talk to her. She's so goddam caring. We were havin a good goddam time and then my parents come home. She covered for me and all. It was close though. So i went to Mr. Antolini's house. I found out he's a phonie too. What a great goddam night.
I went to a hotel tonight and met someone knew. she was nice and all. The elevator guy asked me if i wanted sum tail. it was goddam embarrasing. I was soo depressed I didn't even think about it. I just said yes. She came to my room about 15 minutes after i got in She wanted to give her goddam self to me and all but i was just lonely. I talked to her instead. I payed her though. Im not a goddam phony.
