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House: "Are you a fan of symmetry?" Young Doctor: "Sure." House: "Weird, because your eyes are lopsided. And by eyes, I mean breasts." "I don't know who's been gossiping about ethics instead of sex, but hopefully they're already fired." "Because if I pooped myself in front of Wilson, I'd never hear the end of it." "I wanted to deal with the yelling today because I noticed what you were wearing and I wouldn't have to listen that closely." "Do your sex organs dangle, Cutthroat Bitch?" "I can't ask the black guy or one of the chicks to do it, it'd be insensitive." "So, um, if I need them, where exactly will Dr. Foreman be keeping my balls?" "Did you get a raise? Because then you're a whore. Or didn't you? Because then you're a stupid whore." "So now you've electrocuted yourself and set a patient on fire. I like the dedication." "People don't learn, people don't change. But you did. You're a freak." "You gotta get over here. They got a satellite aimed directly into Cuddy's vagina. I told them the chances of invasion are slim to none, but..." "The problem with sleeping with strangers is...they're strange." "Slippery slope. Today we withhold porn, tomorrow it's clean bandages." "Only if you count Jenna Jameson's autobiography as a gynecological text." "We could, but I'd never forgive myself if we found something before we got to your breasts" "This isn't just about the sex. You like her personality. You like that she's conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves. Oh my God. You're sleeping with me." "That top makes you look like an Afghani prostitute." "So syphilis prevents domestic violence. I'm gonna be even more attractive to the ladies." "This is a whole new experience in super hi-def. I had no idea Marie wore an underwire."
"This a Philanderers Anonymous intervention?" "A blowup doll would be more useful. And yes, that's the first time I've implied something negative about a blowup doll." "You gonna trust me? I lie about everything." "If I were kidding, I'd dress like you." "Trust me, I want to do very nasty, demeaning stuff to your girlfriend." "As opposed to shows that represent the world exactly the way it is, like...can't think of any. Good thing, because they would suck. And be redundant." "I didn't invite you to be nice; I invited you because bowling isn't one of the two things guys do by themselves." "I like Cuddy. Or parts of her." "Run him for everything you can think of. Lepto, schisto, hemo and the fourth Marx Brother nobody ever heard of." "People don't change. For example, I'm gonna keep on repeating ˜people don't change.'" "And I call you Cutthroat Bitch, well, quod erat demonstrandum. And I speak in Latin because I don't try to hide what an ass I am."
kathryn187649 added this comment 2010-05-19 17:57:57-05:00
Love this, Love House, my favourite show!
angelsmith90 added this comment 2011-05-31 04:43:21-05:00
you can download house tv show here http://www.directdownloadingonline.com/
makemedisappearx added this comment 2010-07-25 22:51:35-05:00
:O this is epic :)
sadieslusarski added this comment 2011-05-25 17:27:13-05:00
haha this show scares the freak out of my brother :)
kathryn187649 added this comment 2010-05-19 17:57:57-05:00
Love this, Love House, my favourite show!
angelsmith90 added this comment 2011-05-31 04:43:21-05:00
you can download house tv show here http://www.directdownloadingonline.com/
makemedisappearx added this comment 2010-07-25 22:51:35-05:00
:O this is epic :)
sadieslusarski added this comment 2011-05-25 17:27:13-05:00
haha this show scares the freak out of my brother :)