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Here's some yo mama so stupid that thought was quite funny: -Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. -Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. -Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" -Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone -Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order -Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes -Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon -Yo mama so stupid she starved in a supermarket
Also heres fat ones: -Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! -Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! -Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" -Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" -Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" -Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized -Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway -Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a chinese phone book -Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. -Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery -Yo mama so fat when I swerved to miss her on the road I ran out of petrol. -Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach all the whales sang "we are family" -Yo mama so fat she keeps her diafram in a pizza box -yo mama so fat her nickname is dam -yo mama do fat she aplyed for the biggest loser and they said sorry no professionals -yo mama so fat no even dora can explor her -yo mama so fat when she turned around we through her a welcome back party Sorry it's small :)
Yo mama
There are heaps of others but heres only a few: -yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie -yo mama so fat even Jaba the hut said dam -yo mama so sluty she srewed more people than George Bush -yo mama so hairy you got rug burn at birth
And even I got into into the yo mama sprit heres a few that I came up with: -yo mama so ugly when she went to Raccon City all the zombies started sreaming and running away -yo mama so ugly when she goes for her moring run "Go Diego Go" -yo mama so sluty her diaframs still warm -yo mama so sluty when she walks down the street men pull up and say "how much?" -yo mama so ugly when she goes to peoples homes they say "is it halloween already" -yo mama so fat when she goes to aquarium people yell "free willy" -yo mama so ugly all the mirror in your house are cracked -yo mama so fat when she went to get liposuction all the doctors shouted "were rich" -yo mama so stupid she belived David Bain was innocent -yo mama so fat when she stands she blocks out the sun -yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach shes the only one who gets a tan -yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror she had a heart atack -yo mama so ugly when she entred a beauty Padgent the judes wet themselfs lauging sorry this is small :)
fiesteylil1 added this comment 2011-06-27 21:23:28-05:00
yo momma
siara123abc added this comment 2011-03-19 13:48:30-05:00
lolol
siara123abc added this comment 2011-03-19 13:46:13-05:00
yo mama is so stupid that she ask for a price check at the 99 cent only store!!!!!!! u should of put that!!!!!
fiesteylil1 added this comment 2011-06-27 21:23:28-05:00
yo momma
siara123abc added this comment 2011-03-19 13:48:30-05:00
lolol
siara123abc added this comment 2011-03-19 13:46:13-05:00
yo mama is so stupid that she ask for a price check at the 99 cent only store!!!!!!! u should of put that!!!!!