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Hello and welcome to my Humour Glog! first there are a few warnings: one: this glog may offend u. two: "your mum" is a collective term; it doesnt mean "your mum". and please dont find this rascist. please.

heres a joke to lighten the mood: Q:why did the chicken cross the road? A: Why the hell should i know?!

Your mum... your mum is so fat, that when she skis, she takes the mountain with her. Your mum is fat, she doesnt need internet, shes already worldwide. your mum is so fat, people call her magnitude one million. your mum is so stupid she got locked in a gaming store and got bored.

a story joke; if you have 2 minutes, READ ON... 3 men crash a car in a desert. they each take one thing with them to keep them alive. the first man takes some food, the second takes a bottle of water and the third takes the car door. they meet a nomad as they leaave the car. he sees the first man and says: i know why you took food, so if you get hungry, you can eat it. he sees the second man and says: i know why you took that, so if you get thirsty, you can take a drink. he sees the third man and says: i dont know you took that. the third man explains: its because if it gets hot, i can wind down the window and let the cool breeze flow in!

Ahh blondes. do i need to say any more? whats worse than a brunette trying to build a house underwater? a blonde trying to burn it down! a blonde walks into a bar. ouch. a blonde and a brunette agree to race across a bridge. The blonde got halfway but had to stop fo directions. a blonde a brunette and a red head try to get across a river. the brunette and the red head make a raft. the blonde, deciding the raft looks dangerous, starts swimming. she swims halfway, gets tired and swims back.

please comment on this glog. any more joke recommendations would be good.

What did one saggy breast say to the other? we'd better get some support, or people will think were nuts! An elephant and a camel were having a coversation. the elephant asked the camel: why do you have boobs on your back. the camel says: well thats rich coming from someone with a dick on their face!

What do ducks sniff to get high? Quack. Why did billy fall off his bike? his mum threw a fridge at him. Hitler walks into a bar. the bartender asks: didnt you die? hitler says: no i survived, and i will start WW3! i will kill all the jews and three clowns. why three clowns? asked the bartender, and hitler says: see, no one cares about the jewish!

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arty1animer added this comment 2009-10-30 20:49:04-05:00

Er??? Productive... Hahaha

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