Poem For The Girls

kalilovesjohny

,United Kingdom

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I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget,an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, with lots of gore.

Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at ME you idiot... Not at my chest????

I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying,You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL, a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?!