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Kenny McCormick's obituary is from our multi-genre project, which ad to include seix pieces of writing. This obituary was the most easy writing piece to come up with because so much of South Park is centered around Kenny dieing. This is my favorite piece from my multi genre project because it was the most fun piece to write about.
Kenny McCormick Obituary In almost every episode Kenny McCormick gets killed in some obscure, ridiculous way. Kenny is killed throughout every season, but from seasons 1 though 5 he died in every episode. Kenny’s best friends, Eric, Kyle, and Stan, shout the exact same line each time Kenny is murdered/killed. South Park is famous for this line and anyone who is unfamiliar with it has never witnessed the comedic genius that is South Park. “Oh my God, they/he/she/I/we/you killed Kenny…..you Bastard(s)!” is a trademark quote from South Park. Kenny has died and reappeared many times. This is an obitchhuary for Kenny’s deaths seasons 1-5, since his deaths became sporadic and spread out after season five. Obituary Kenny McCormick of South Park Colorado died for the 79th time on December 5th, 2001. After multiple deaths involving begin shot, straggled, ran over, poisoned, and attempts of suicide, Kenny McCormick has finally died for the last time due to muscular dystrophy. We do not know if this will be a permanent death for Kenny, but rumors have been said that he won’t reappear for at least a year. Born in South Park, Colorado August 13, 1997, Kenny is known for being the poorest kid in South Park, and for constastanly wearing his orange pull over parka with the draw strings drawn tight around his head his voice extremely muffled and difficult to understand. Out of his three friends, Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, and Kyle Broflovski, Kenny has always been known for having the most obscure and rrisqu dialogue and toilet humor. Even though he was the most profane there was always this innocence and sweetness to his personality. Kenny has suffered much during his short lived life and has died numerous ways. Every single day, during the theme song, for two straight seasons Kenny was killed by the Grim Reaper. As if that wasn’t enough, during season five’s theme song he has been electrocuted, has exploded from antacid tablets, getting struck by lightening, by being shot to death, and from his body bursting with rats climbing out of him. These were simply the deaths he undertook at the beginning of each day. I haven’ even begun to list the ways he dies during the day. Over the course of five years (episodes) Kenny has died by: an alien space ship, trampled by a herd of cattle, run over by Officer Barbrady's police cruiser, being eaten by rats, crushed in the school play by the Native American Hut, Shot by Mr. Garrison when trying to shoot Kathie Lee Gifford, crushed by a large volcanic bomb ejected from a volcano, arms ripped off and head is tackled off by three Middle Park Cowboy football players, touched by Death, cut in half with a chainsaw, crushed by a falling angel statue and then by a crashing airplane, pierced by an Iraq sword carelessly swung by Ms. Ellen, tied to a tether ball pole and asphyxiated, dragged onto train tracks by a go kart and crushed by a train, falls into an open grave and is crushed by a gravestone, killed by an overpowered dodgeball throw from a Chinese opponent, trampled by a crowd leaving a theater, Ozzy Osbourne bites his head off, and many more creative and unfathomable reasons that would fill three more pages. All of his pain and misery has finally ended after 78 tragic accidents. His 79th and last time dying was caused by muscular dystrophy. Hopefully, his life has ended because If not he will sure die many more times to come.
Kenny McCormick's Obituary
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