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Quotes.
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Funny
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much
my grandfather once told me 'your not to drunk until you have to hang on to the ground so you dont fall off the earth!'
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you.!
If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
